Extra Buoyant

This is my warning: the following picture is sure to incite extreme emotions, whether they be laughter (stemming from the sheer amounts of white in this picture or my child-belly), disgust (again, the large midsection), envy (“I WISH I could be that disproportional!”), desire (some people are into that), or curiosity (is that swimsuit painted on or did she squeeze into it somehow?), I cannot tell.

Just know that I thoroughly enjoyed myself at the pool last weekend.

Heck, I floated around and I felt weightless! I might have burned off 2.5 calories by lounging on a noodle! I practiced my birthing squat on the stairs and it was so easy! My suntan constituted an approximately 0.5% increase in skin pigmentation! I got to see my husband shirtless!

To top off my swimming escapades, I used some coupons at Sonic to purchase a corndog and a Cream Slush for a grand total of $1.08. It was the perfect meal to kick off summer. (Baby agrees.)

As long as I keep visiting my SIL’s pool on Saturdays and find another pool (that a doesn’t require a 7-8 month pregnant woman to climb over a fence) for the other 6 days of each week, I hope to keep the cankles at bay.

Less than 11 weeks to go!