On occasion, Husband will do this funny thing where he calls me at 4:00 and tells me that we are having friends over for dinner at 6:30, though he promises to be home by 5:00. What inevitably happens is the following:
The kitchen looks like the scene of a grocery store massacre.
My tablecloth is a piece of un-hemmed fabric with a square cut out of one corner.
Clara helps with the cooking by bear hugging my legs and screaming at the top of her lungs... for an hour.
Husband gets home at 6:00, after all the food is prepped.
I serve gourmet deer burgers on dollar store hamburger buns.
And I spend the entire night thinking:
"Gosh, Lincoln is so cute!!"
"Why don't we get together more often??"
And finally:
The beans get left out overnight and I spend the next day mourning the loss of my leftover lunch possibilities.
So there's that.


