Lately, I’ve been thinking about lipstick.
Do you ever think about lipstick?
Currently, I own two lipsticks: An obnoxious red (from when I was a midget-version of Olive Oyl for Halloween) and a bright coraly-pink. Neither of these colors are very flattering. The red is too “stage makeup” and the coral clashes with my perpetual blushing.
I look at a lot of pictures of myself (you don’t?) and I appear a tad washed out. Either I need to pump up the eye makeup or add some lip color, you know? I already wear a ton of mascara, but I’m pretty dumb when it comes to eye shadow.
Shading? Eyelid crease? Blending? Huh?
But if I start wearing lipstick, does that make me an old lady? And I’m not even sure I can stand wearing lipstick; I don’t even wear chapstick or lip gloss.
This could pose a problem.
Maybe I’ll just stick with my Bella Swan vampire face.
And in case you were wondering, I get that crazy eyebrow from my grandma.